Santa's Gotta Have His Whoopie

by Polkadelphia

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lyrics

Santa Claus has certain needs
Just like any other man
And he likes to get some sugar
From his loyal fans

The babes so sweet on Ho Ho Ho
They show him just because
He misses lovin from the oven
Missed from Mrs. Claus

He’ll shimmy down your chimney
On his cold December ride
Cause, if the truth be known
He likes that sweet stuff on the side

He not lookin’ for gingerbread
Forget those homemade cookies
He’s after something naughty
Lookin’ for good whoopie!!

Yes, Santa’s lookin’ for good whoopie
He’s a man that’s on a mission
He simply will not be denied
And he has a proposition

Sugar, give him what he wants
And loads of presents will appear
Santa’s gotta have his whoopie-
Good whoopie pies this year!!

Santa’s knows just what he’s after
When he comes to do his job
Something moist with creamy middles
Call ‘em whoopie pies or gobs

He needs satisfaction
And good whoopie does the trick
Sometimes he does a grab ‘n go
So he can have his fix

Now that you know what Santa craves
You know he’s not a rookie
So ice that cake for goodness sake
Get busy makin’ whoopie...!

Yes Santa’s lookin for good whoopie
With a taste that leaves you blissed
Doesn’t matter if you’re naughty or nice
He’s got you on his list

Sugar, give him what he wants
And your presents will appear
Santa’s gotta have his whoopie-
Good whoopie pies this year!!

credits

released December 6, 2023
Written by Bill Dann and Dan Nosheny
Recorded by Dan Nosheny
Performed by Polkadelphia

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Polkadelphia Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A tuba, trombone, trumpet, and accordion walked into a bar lamenting the lack of fresh approaches in the genre of polka. Two rounds and one passionate conversation later, Polkadelphia was born. Whether rocking out at the local biergarden or strolling through the bustling tents at Oktoberfest they always bring the haus down! ... more